COSMIC BITCH-SLAP

awaken to your worth and ignite your confidence

COSMIC BITCH-SLAP

awaken to your worth and ignite your confidence

COSMIC BITCH-SLAP

awaken to your worth and ignite your confidence

Singular Stories

Learning the hard way that sharing adventures and insights inspires confidence in others…..

I’ve been a storyteller for a long time now…

Crazy shit that happened working in the film business.

Absurd scenarios that played out while living and working abroad.

Stress in Korea. Drama in Poland. Wonderment in India. Apathy in Barcelona.

But being a bit of an idiot, I didn’t really get that my stories affected the people listening to them.

People would either laugh out loud or remark that my adventures inspired them to feel more confident.

Seriously? You’ve got to be kidding me. My goofy stories? Inspiring confidence? No way!

So I finally wised up and wrote some of them down. Just to see if I could…

I found that my writing voice is exactly how I think and speak.

A juxtaposition of erudite and obscene that’s totally real and very relatable.

With a penchant for self-deprecatory humor and an affinity for any form of the word f*ck.

The Idiot and The Waif

My diverse group of English training clients all had one thing in common, which was massive incredulity that I would leave my successful career in Hollywood to come work in Warsaw.

The Quantum Vision

Returning from the adventure of living abroad for a number of years, I found myself at an unprecedented low point as I realized that I had no idea what the fuck I was supposed to be doing with my life.

The Office From Hell

Purchasing a one-way ticket to Warsaw Poland with no job lined up and arriving in August, I’d used up 30 of the 90 days of residence allowed on my tourist visa when I got serious about finding a job.

Platitudes and Sugar

I had no idea what I was in for when I arrived in Korea to teach kids English, but it was readily apparent that the cultural mores and personal tastes diverged beyond my wildest dreams.

Who the Hell is Talking to Me?

Smart people all over the world hate the thought of doing something stupid, this being universally perceived as the ultimate transgression against our perceived intelligence.

Holy Shit!

Driving to my new job in Korea, my friend took a small and winding highway flanked by pine-clad mountains. With no signage or buildings on the slopes, we could easily have been somewhere in Germany.